Sunday, July 7, 2013

10 Stories about the Werners

Well, my baby sister got married last Friday :)

The lovely Mr. and Mrs. Werner are off on a honeymoon sure to be full of adventure, and leaving shortly thereafter for their first post in Georgia. 
In standing tradition from my other sister's wedding, here are ten rambling stories from a day that we all will never forget.

1.  Em is an Army wife now, and she is excited to become a part of the military life and culture.  It certainly added some fun elements to the wedding, including (of course) all of the handsome young men in uniform, a saber arch exit from the church, wedding photos at the tank at our local courthouse, and a serenade Top Gun style at the reception.

2.  We just got Steph and Steve hitched last November, so essentially we have been planning two weddings at the same time over the past year or so.  People who had been at S&S's  wedding kept saying things about how they were so excited to see what the Bogner family had come up with this time.  I also heard Pinterest used as a noun, verb, and adjective while people commented at the reception.  As in,  "Wow, Pinterest has got nothing on them" or "You can just see the Pinteresting everywhere" and "I hope you Pinterested all of this because I am stealing all of your ideas for my wedding." 

3. Do people realize that it is possible to be crafty and creative without Pinterest?  What did people who were getting married do before Pinterest's creation a couple of years ago???  "Oh, I guess I will just print these programs in TimesNewRoman font on white computer paper.  And lets make sure there are no personal touches or beautiful things to add to the ambiance of the reception.  Everyone grab something comfy to wear from their closet in their color of choice, and make sure that your hair and nails look like you just ran 20 miles through a muddy forest dodging rabid squirrels.  However you roll out of bed should be fine.  Maybe the bride should carry something in her hands, so grab that ragweed and those cockleburs from that ditch over there- we can tie it together with some rusty wire.  Anybody got any half empty Yankee Candles lying around?  Let's gather as many different scents and colors as we can for the tables- that should work.  The bride and groom might want to know who joined the party, so let's have the guests register in a simple biometric computer program at the door.  And photographs?  No need to pose or plan.  Just take a few shots on your smart phone and upload them to facebook.  That should be good enough."  Seriously.  Lots of beautiful things happened before Pinterest.  Give humanity a little credit for being able to have creative independent thought! :)

4. One of the many hands on elements at the wedding was the wedding cake.  My mom made them, just like she made S&S's.  She has been decorating cakes for our family as well as lots of other people since we were all little, so it is no surprise that she wanted to make them for the weddings, both out of sentimentality and frugality. Look at how beautiful they are!  She does a phenomenal job, and was so selfless with her time and hours of sleep in the days leading up to the wedding.  I, however, being a brat, have told her for a long time that under no circumstances is she making my wedding cake.  First, I don't want her stressed about it, because cake has to be made just beforehand. Second, I don't even really like cake.  At all.  I would much prefer apple pie or scotch-a-roos. 

5. Anyways, S&S's wedding cakes went off with nary a hitch.  E&L's however...well, things got a little dicey.  Literally.  We had some cake catastrophes that my mom handled wonderfully on the outside, and she made the best of it, worked super hard, and ended up with these lovely and delicious cakes to show for it.  However, at around 1 a.m. the night before the wedding as she, Steph, and I all were working to repair and decorate the cakes, she very solemnly said, "You win.  I am not ever doing this again."  So mom, it is here in writing.  Published on the internet.  And hopefully in a year or two when it is my turn to plan, I can hold you to it.

5. Many people may be thinking, "Katie, it must be hard to be single and watch both of your younger sisters get married before you!"
Wait, people aren't just thinking that.  They are asking me. all. the. time.
The real answer is that of course I want to be married.  Unless God changes my heart, it is my desire to be a wife and a mom and I have prayed for years about His vocation for me.  It just hasn't happened yet, but I will be faithful to Him and will wait for His time.  The addendum is that I want  joy filled lives for my sisters and nothing has made me happier than to watch them find the men that God made for them, the men that will care for and protect them, the men that are leading them to be the best versions of themselves.  And I have loved adding two brothers to our close knit family.  I can't imagine us without them.

6. Along those lines, here is a story from the actual wedding Mass for you.   Em and Luke had a good Catholic wedding, and if you don't know what that means, it indicates that this first kiss, one of the last parts of the ceremony, didn't happen until about an hour and twenty minutes in.  After that there was a final blessing for the couple, and then the officiating priest said that he had a couple of announcements, typical at the end of Mass, and he was still being very formal.  This is a fairly accurate transcription of his announcements:

"First, Emily and Luke are so glad that you have joined in this special day with them.  After they process out of the church, please follow the directions of the ushers so that you can help send them off.  They look forward to seeing you at the reception in Peoria.  

Second, gentlemen, there is only one Bogner sister left, and they are going fast.  So- time to get to work.

The Lord be with you! (And with your spirit) May Almighty God bless you, the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit."

no jokes. (The priest!  During Mass! In front of two hundred some guests!)

At the reception, I had several people comment that they were unaware that my face could turn that particular shade of red.  oh. my. goodness.

7.  I think that my dad would be perfectly content if I never got married.  He wants us all to come home and move back into our bedrooms upstairs.  No, I am just kidding- he loves having sons-in-law to come work in the shed or drive tractors with him.  Our 4 to 1 female to male household ratio is slowly balancing out- we are at 4 to 3 now.  And he has also commented that he is excited to be a grandpa (someday- no announcements in this post!), which I know that he will be great at.  The part of the day that I had the hardest time keeping my emotions in check was leaving Em in the back of the church with my dad, and then watching them walk up the aisle.  She had kept tears at bay all day until then, but she was all teary and choked up about five steps in.  Then my dad, being awesome, made a "hushed" whisper to her that there was still time to run, which made her laugh hard enough for the whole church to hear.  That got everyone smiling, and the wedding started without all of us collapsing into puddles of mush- Dad to the rescue. 
Stephanie later told me that she held it together using an interesting technique.  Every time she felt tears coming on, she sang Thrift Shop in her head, which stopped sadness immediately.  Everyone has their own coping strategies, I guess.

8.  Speaking of Steph, she was the MOH, and did a fabulous job.  However, she and I both gave the toast at the reception, just like Em and I did at Steph's wedding.  The speech would have been impossible to give if we got sentimental (Thrift Shop singing wouldn't have cut it), so we stayed on the humor side.  We directed our speech at Luke, and gave him tools and tips for taking care of our baby sister.  Lucky for him, the "Being Married to Emily Survival Kit" was packed in this fairly awesome Harley Davidson Craftsman tool box.  Everything had a story connected to it, and the items ranged from an "Emily Emergency Guide" with important phone numbers, to a fire extinguisher, spare keys, towing strap, tide pens, a blanket...and lots more.  I think that it was a fun way to tell stories and toast the new couple and it was also practical- they took the kit with them on the honeymoon! :)

9. We welcomed Luke into the family with this awesome circle of trust tshirt, which stems from a long running inside joke between all us siblings. Luke has drawn stick figure pictures of him struggling to join our "circle of trust" aka into our inner sibling closeness. He made Steph a shirt at one point, so we gave him this one as a wedding gift. We are glad to have another brother!

10. Undoubtedly, the most beautiful part of the wedding was the way that Em and Luke's faith shone through in all aspects of the day. They chose to not see each other before the wedding, but we coordinated for them to meet
to pray together just before. They closed their eyes and let us lead them each to one side of a corner of the church. They reached around the corner to hold hands and prayed together for the last time as single people. The Mass was richly full, from the stellar homily to the Marian offering to the obvious focus on what Christ had done for them. There were little touches of Scripture at the reception, and the music that they chose shared God's role in the love they share. It has been a privilege to witness the courtship and marriage preparation of such a holy couple, and I look forward to seeing God continue to work in their lives as they witness true Christianity to all around them through their marriage.

Em and Luke, I love you both!


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  2. Love it all! (Especially what Fr. Tom said about you. haha!)

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    1. Thanks, ladies! Maybe we will be planning Bogner Wedding #3 sooner rather than later :)